Kneeboard Pants!

Are you kidding me?

Office Space... The horror film!

Japanese Outhouse Humor

A Little Mexican

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.

"Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father."

He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says "See, did you learn anything from that?"

To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans."

Top Gun ERAU Style

GPWS Flow Chart

This is an oldie but goodie. GPWS stands for Groud Proximity Warning System, it is found in airliners and high end airplanes and gives the pilots a warning when they are close to the ground. Click on the chart for a larger version of the flow chart.

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4. Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    
16. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.