Pilots at a Bar

Two Piper pilot buddies, Bubba and Tom, are getting very drunk at the MYF bar when suddenly Tom throws up all over himself. "Oh, no Debbie is going to kill me!"

Bubba says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Debbie that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually, Tom rolls into home and Debbie starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! You're disgusting!"

Speaking very slowly, trying not to slur, Tom says: "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everything. Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple drinks. But this other guy got sick on me... he'd had one too many and he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me
twenty dollars for the cleaning bill."

Debbie looks in the breast pocket and says: "But this is forty dollars!"

"Oh, yeah... I almos' forgot" says Tom, "He shit in my pants too."