Window Crack

Fliers beware of the substandard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. You won't believe this when you see it. This is an actual crack that was found in the window on a USAir DC-9/MD80. You would NOT have wanted to sit by this window.

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401 Keg Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron,you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan