Ravenstoke Alaska Spraying for Women

According to my Alaska Bush Pilot Buddy, Alaska has a guy to gal ratio worse than that of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. Ravenstoke is the only town in Alaska that has made an active effort by spraying for women.

Check out this short video: Ravenstoke.wmv

Bubba Hang Glides

In Tennessee, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided
to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest hill (we
don't have mountains in Tennessee), and after struggling to the top, he
gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--
into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Burton were sittin' on
the porch swing talkin' 'bout the good ol days when Maw spots the
biggest bird she ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she
exclaims. Tom raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house,
brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG... BANG...
BANG... BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the
tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw" she says. "Yeah," he replies,
"but at least he let go of Bubba!"

Marines Train Ride

The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the train's
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in
particular, "You Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that
seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, but you are also terribly
arrogant!" This time, the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up
the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. "My
little Fifi!" The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put
this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby then
spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing
the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
automobiles on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown
the wrong bitch out the window."