Bubba Hang Glides

In Tennessee, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided
to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest hill (we
don't have mountains in Tennessee), and after struggling to the top, he
gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--
into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Burton were sittin' on
the porch swing talkin' 'bout the good ol days when Maw spots the
biggest bird she ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she
exclaims. Tom raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house,
brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG... BANG...
BANG... BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the
tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw" she says. "Yeah," he replies,
"but at least he let go of Bubba!"